brillando | (no subject)

Wow.

Are you guys really that GULLIBLE?!?!

Come on. It's me we're talking about here. Would I ever really give up slash? No, of course not. xD;

What spawned it? Well, I was playing a game of truth or dare with some of the

bfly_unfolding crew. (By the way, if you're in the Loveless fandom, please join now because it's SO MUCH FUN. =D) This was my dare:

"For the next 24 hrs, Bri must temporarily remove all references to KKM and Loveless in her profile and instead write "I'm giving up yaoi and slash! I vow not to watch another episode of KKM or Loveless again! Wish me luck!", and make the same statement as a post in her LJ."

Though really, I had loads of fun just following the dare through. Seeing all your reactions though... wow, I've never laughed so hard in my life. xD

I really appreciated Kali's post though. Those were some niiiiice pictures; thank you for sharing them. :3 AND HELL YES I WANT ME SOME OLIVER/CEDRIC/HARRY, THANK YOU. xDDDD

And I purposely played up my "newfound virginal purity" in this conversation with Chris because I knew your reactions would be hilarious. And I was right. xD

So all and all... I had a complete blast with this dare, AND found out how gullible some of you are. xD

EDIT: If that all came out mean, then I'm sorry. Wouldn't want to offend anyone...

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<____< .... FAILURE!

Did you mean to post nothing? xD;

... o_____o

Yes.

..............

FAILURE!!!!!!! X__X

Awwwwwww, I'm sorry. D= *huggles... gropes inappropriately* I hope you can forgive me~

*wibble, wibble, clllllliinnng* T___T You have no idea how hard I was thinking about how to recorrupt you and trying to find really good and bad and perfect yaoi.

It was saaaaad.

... you can corrupt me. I'm... suddenly I don't like yaoi. AT ALL. O_O I DON'T LIKE IT.

I didn't get either of these comments. >_____< WTF LJ?

*GASP* YOU DON'T LIKE YAOI?! OMFG! I MUST GO AND FIND THE BEST YAOI TO MAKE SURE YOU LOVE IT AGAIN! xD

LJ has been eating random comments u.u at least since yesterday for me.

Yes, you must do that because I suddenly find it hideous! =O I DON'T LIKE ANY KIND OF PORN! I'M GOING TO BECOME A NUN!

WHAT? OMFG NO. NUNS ARE THE WORST LEVEL OF BAD ON EARTH. PLEASE, DON'T GO THAT WAY. I'M WORKING HARD ON YOUR ~~DAMNATION~~ SALVATION!

YOU CAN'T STOP ME! I DON'T LIKE ANY KIND OF SEX ANYMORE! I'M TIRED OF BEING A PEDO PERVERT!

OH HELL NO. KALI, YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY BEEN DRUGGED OR SOMETHING. JUST LISTEN TO YOURSELF! YOU, BEING TIRED OF BEING A PEDO PERVERT?!?! IMPOSSIBLE!

BUT... SINCE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A PEDO PERVERT ANYMORE... I GUESS YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THESE NAUGHTY PICTURES I'VE TAKEN OF MYSELF... *SIGH* OH WELL...

AND I'M STILL WORKING ON FINDING GOOD YAOI, DAMMIT! XD

... YOU MUST POST THEM! SO I CAN BE CERTAIN THAT I'M TIRED OF BEING A PEDO PERVERT! IT'S THE ONLY WAY!

[/capslocks of rage] [/giggling TOO DAMN HARD]

But, but... you said that you didn't like any kind of sex anymore and that I couldn't stop you... what would be the point in doing that?

*is also giggling*

... that I'm not certain. What if I still like sex but then I'm deprived of it? I might think that I don't like it anymore LIKE I'M PERHAPS DOING NOW!

Your ambition is to be a nun, though... I thought nuns were supposed to suppress those urges if they had them anyway. Are you sure you want to be a nun?

... stop with your earth logic and give me porn >=O

Haha, awwwww. That's so sweet of you. That really made me smile. Thank you for caring about my corruption, lol. :D

HEY! We were worried about your mental health! What if some aliens had abducted you?? xD

*goes back to writing*

I never said that aliens DIDN'T abduct me!

I mean... *cough*

No alien invasion here. Of course not.

*GASP*

... are they hot? And if they are, did you gave them my information?

Yes, they are hot. Because when I said "alien", I meant illegal immigrant. *purr*

...yes, go ahead and take that the wrong way. I meant it that way.

And yes! I did give ~~him her~~ them your information. They'll probably be around soon.

THREESOME AT MY HOUSE! :D COOOOOL!

...can we make it a foursome? :D?

FO SHO!