CAPSLOCK = SIGNAL OF MY DESPERATION??

OKAY SO YOU GUYS I AM HAVING A PROBLEM

A MOTIVATION PROBLEM

MORE THAN HALF OF THE DAY IS GONE AND I STILL HAVEN'T STARTED PACKING OR CLEANING OR ANYTHING

SO I WAS HOPING MAYBE YOU GUYS COULD HELP BY GIVING ME INCENTIVES

FREE HUGS? LINKS TO FUNNY STUFF AND/OR MACROS? ART? FIC? LETTERS/EMAILS? ICONS? MARATHONS? SEXINGS? OF COURSE, ONLY GIVEN TO ME ONCE I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY MOVED, A WEEK FROM TODAY, BASICALLY

I'M NOT ASKING FOR A LOT, BUT IF YOU THINK I'M BEING LAZY AND SELFISH WELL YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT IT WOULD HELP ANYWAY.

ANYTHING AT ALL WOULD, EVEN JUST WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT OR THREATS OF HARM IF I DON'T GET OFF MY LAZY ASS SOON

THANKS IN ADVANCE MY LOVES ♥

HINT: dragonflycurls, THIS IS A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR US TO PLAN A GET-TOGETHER AGAIN

Phoenix Wright - Assorted Drabbles

Title: Teacups
Pairing: Phoenix/Edgeworth
Rating: PG
Summary: Phoenix couldn't help but notice Edgeworth's pretty teacups.
Note: Written for fairness for Christmas

( “Your teacups really are pretty, Miles,” Phoenix said with a grin. )

Title: Mittens
Pairing: Phoenix/Edgeworth
Rating: PG
Summary: A cold day at the courthouse leads to unexpected kindness.
Note: Written for chyama for Christmas

( Edgeworth was on his way out when he spotted Phoenix sitting alone in the lobby, rubbing his bare hands together rapidly. )

Title: Ham Sandwiches
Pairing: Edgeworth/Gumshoe
Rating: G
Original Kink Meme Request: Edgeworth eating a ham sandwich!

( It wasn't everyday that Edgeworth would eat something as simple and peon as a ham sandwich. )

Title: Tutoie-moi
Pairing: Phoenix/Edgeworth
Rating: PG-13
Original Kink Meme Request: Something Phoenix/Edgeworth with either one of them (or even both!) speaking la langue d'amour.
Note: This drabble's dialogue is in French, so it's best enjoyed if you have some knowledge of the language; however, I've provided translations.

( Slightly startled, Edgeworth asked, "Parlez-vous français?" )