On my can of diet Dr. Pepper, it says this:

"Mutt and Spalko duel... atop a speeding Russian convoy!"

However, when I first read it, I read it like this:

"Mutt and Spalko duel... atop a speeding Russian cowboy!"

You can only IMAGINE the doubletake I did at that. xD;;

apparently ambiance and I are gonna get hitched together, but not to each other??

[01:18] jetaimerai: LEO goes best with Aries, Sagittarius, Gemini and Libra
[01:18] jetaimerai: FUCK YEAH SAGITTARIUS
[01:18] ambiance: >saggitarius
[01:18] ambiance: teehee C;
[01:18] jetaimerai: clearly this means Cook and I are destined to marry
[01:19] ambiance: lmfao i get like, the other half of his cusp sign
[01:19] ambiance: capricorn
[01:19] ambiance: but his birthday falls in saggitarius
[01:19] ambiance: sagittarius*
[01:19] jetaimerai: Archie might be Capricorn :O
[01:21] ambiance: ........ don't feel like wiki-ing it
[01:21] ambiance: ):
[01:21] jetaimerai: must I do everything?
[01:21] ambiance: yep
[01:21] ambiance: hey i looked cook's birthday up
[01:21] jetaimerai: December 28! he's a capricorn
[01:21] jetaimerai: I think this means
[01:22] jetaimerai: a Cook/Bri, Archie/Chi double wedding is in order 8D
[01:22] ambiance: DOUBLE WEDDING?
[01:22] ambiance: lmfao yes
[01:22] jetaimerai: we'd be the perfect brides since we'd both be happy to be their beards

This is all little_ribbon's fault, basically. This is me trying tongue twisters, and mainly failing!

The comic in this post (warning: has major spoilers for Apollo Justice's fourth case) made me laugh so hard I choked on my own saliva.

oh yeah I'm awesome. \o/

Taking a little break from my work just to LOL over something in my history notes:

"The Soviets sent a turtle to orbit the moon in 1968"

This strikes me as so absurd that I can't help but find it totally hilarious. I mean, turtles? Orbiting the moon?!?! Oh, you crazy commies.

J'ai une question!

How many of you can raise just one eyebrow (à la Stephen Colbert)? How many of you can't?

I've always been able to do it. It comes easily to me. It's a fun thing to do. But it was just brought to my attention that not everyone can do it, soooo I'm curious!

If you're reading this, I want an answer. DX